Ann Coulter, Marry Me!

What a breath of fresh air Ann Coulter's articles are - and to see them on Yahoo no less means that otherwise media-blind liberals are faced with her cogent arguments. As any conservative person knows, when you try to have a fact-driven discussion with a liberal you are met with a wall of denial. Its akin to the schoolyard "I know you are, but what am I?" level of debate. After a series of incidents involving people throwing food at conservative public speakers, Ms. Coulter adresses the subject today. Here is a sample, don't miss the whole thing [here].

IT'S ONLY FUNNY UNTIL SOMEONE LOSES A PIE
Wed Apr 13,10:01 PM ET


By Ann Coulter
Liberals enjoy claiming that they are intellectuals, thrilled to engage in a battle of wits. This, they believe, distinguishes them from conservatives, who are religious fanatics who react with impotent rage to opposing ideas. As one liberal, Jonathan Chait, put the cliche in The New Republic: Bush is an "instinctive anti-intellectual" and his administration hostile to "fact-driven debate." In a favorable contrast, Clinton is "the former Rhodes scholar who relished academic debates." Showing his usual reverence for fact-checking, The New York Times' Paul Krugman says the Republican Party is "dominated by people who believe truth should be determined by revelation, not research."

I'm not sure how these descriptions square with the fact that liberals keep responding to conservative ideas by throwing food. (Remember the good old days when liberals' "fact-driven" ideas only meant throwing money at their problems?)
Last October, two liberals responded to my speech at the University of Arizona -- during question and answer, no less -- by charging the stage and throwing two pies at me from a few yards away. Fortunately for me, liberals not only argue like liberals, they also throw like girls. (Apologies in advance to the Harvard biology professors who walked out on Larry Summers in a demonstration of their admiration of "research," not "revelation" -- but this may account for the dearth of female pitchers in Major League Baseball.)